Every Sunday my mom would take

everything but the kitchen sink,

mix it with chocolate,

put it in the fridge

and call  it Supreme Surprise.

And that’s not the scary part.

We ate it… that’s the scary part.

Here’s the thing… if you leave out the chocolate,

you have one cool  piece o’ bling.

If that’s all it cost… Hey, ladies?

But why not have one handy, while

you’re looking stunning in this necklace

complete with vintage glass & rhinestone buttons,

tufts o’tulle and one lucky penny.

Release your inner Ethel Merman  and sing like

there’s no one listening (cause they are not), and

celebrate with this lovely neck bling

featuring a vintage rhinestone brooch,

reclaimed glass buttons, and pearls as rosey as the

glow on your girlish cheeks.

A smashing vintage earring, suspended

from gossamer ribbon, and an imagine token

guaranteed to make all your dreams come true.

**Some exceptions apply, please see small print.

I know I would be if I saw that my friend had

this around her neck,  and we all know what

that feels like, but I digress.

This bling features green glass buttons from

The Czech Republic, reclaimed glass buttons,  and a

lonesome vintage rhinestone earring.

A lovely vintage earring suspended

from gossamer ribbon and a love token,

good for one million kisses from Brad,

if you can get make Angie disappear.

This may be the closest thing you get to winning an

actual Golden Globe, and no acceptance speech!

This bling features vintage gold toned globes, rhinestones  and

vintage beads, for which I would like to thank my mother,

and all the fans that got me here.

Well you don’t, but you do have arms that lead to a wrist,

that will nicely accommodate this bling

which has a bird that does.

Whew… now that I have convinced you,

take a second look at the vintage beads & rhinestones.

Let the record show I have never seen the show, but I am

sure it wasn’t as pretty as this necklace.  Simple elegance with

a reclaimed rhinestone piece, and one lonesome dove, finished off

with gossamer ribbon.  (I just like the word gossamer)

Put away the hankie,  you won’t be singin the blues anymore with this

lovely vintage pearl and rhinestone necklace that

beautifully compliments your eyes, cause what doesn’t go with bling?